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Overheard some school kids on the train.
GIRL:”He said, that she said, that I said, that I didn’t do it. But I did do it!”
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She was on her iPhone4 at the time, she was aged about 12… A 12 year old with an Iphone4…That pisses me off.
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SHORT GIRL: “Sometimes, I look down at my feet and think ‘wow, my feet are really close to my face.”
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A man at work came out when I was having a fag and said…
MAN:”You wanna quit smoking you do!
I went to the hospital yesterday and they said if I don’t quit smoking, they’ll have to cut off my toes! …….I haven’t quit though! AHAHAAA!”
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Guy on his phone.
“Yeah, he really has his head up his arse because his Nan died.”
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This doesn’t even make sense.
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Ian Malcolm: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.
Ellie Sattler: Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.
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GIRL AT SCHOOL: “She made like, four, fake facebooks of herself and talked to herself on her walls.”
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“Sometimes it’s harder to ask for help than to give it.”
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Surprisingly insightful to overhear at the post office.
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Crazy man at the station:
‘You’ve been advised by me… never, ever to do drugs!’
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Girl: - How much is 300 words?
Older woman: - I guess it depends on the font.
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